Before coffee, some people are a little grumpy.

Others look like they’ve just survived a battle with an alarm clock.

This Morning Monster falls firmly into the second category.

Featuring a delightfully sleep-deprived expression and a face that clearly hasn’t been informed it’s morning yet, this shirt is for coffee lovers, night owls, shift workers, parents, students, and anyone who considers caffeine a basic life necessity.

Because sometimes coffee isn’t about energy.

It’s about becoming recognizable to other humans.

Thankfully, this shirt is soft, comfortable, and far less alarming than its wearer before that first cup.

Product Details

* 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
* Lightweight 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
* Quarter-turned construction helps prevent a center crease
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for long-lasting wear
* Unisex fit that’s perfect for coffee enthusiasts and fellow Morning Monsters
* Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Warning: May cause coworkers to slowly back away until you’ve finished your first cup of coffee.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!