When the forest gets chilly, gear up like a legend.

This long sleeve tee is your new go-to for cryptid chasers, marshmallow-roasters, and anyone bold enough to believe in dragons with feet that leave scorch marks. Featuring the iconic “Because Bigfoot Wasn’t Epic Enough” design, this shirt delivers forest flair and fire-breathing sarcasm—whether you’re braving a foggy trail or just battling your thermostat.

🔥 Cozy but not clingy – perfect for layering
🔥 Pre-shrunk for post-sighting comfort
🔥 Ribbed cuffs built to withstand even a wing-flap breeze
🔥 Witty, weird, and warm — just like the legend himself

Wear it with jeans, over armor, or straight into your next man-cave mystery.

Actual fabric-y facts (for the skeptics):
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8’’ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease

Original character and artwork by Maureen Henry. DRAGONSQUATCH™ is a trademarked creature. Accept no imitations—especially the fuzzy, wingless kind.


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!